Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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