he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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