Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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