i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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