I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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