There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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