This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
