Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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