ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Fuck appropriateness.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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