i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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