Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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