You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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