no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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