Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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