I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize