They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
