she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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