trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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