i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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