how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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