We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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