Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Randomize
