Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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