My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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