one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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