sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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