Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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