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(603): View more from New Hampshire

laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

i always knew you were classy

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(301): View more from Maryland

Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter

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(361): View more from Texas

Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.

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(516): View more from New York

The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else

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(951): View more from California

You danced?!

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I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident

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