The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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