it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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