stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
this beer tastes like vomit already
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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