ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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