What a fucking waste of an outfit
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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