Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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