after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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