i don't want you to think of me as your TA
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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