Where is the hickey?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
