I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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