69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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