One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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