I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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