he wants to bone in the snuggie
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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