she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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