Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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