I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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