he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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