go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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