Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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