Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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