Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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