do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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