Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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