It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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