My brain says no but my pants say off.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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