he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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