You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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